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Ee Foo La a Luc "The Birthday Boy"
« Thread Started on Aug 6, 2002, 10:58am »
Ee foo la a luc

Foo, a 17 year old boy with a late night snack problem. Egg rolls and sweet and sour pork have always been Foo’s past times. In Foo’s dreams he revels in fields of steamed rice and bathes in wantan soup. During the day Foo tries hard not to eat but at night his stomach starts to growl and his body odor becomes overbearing even for himself. At that moment Foo creeps into the Kitchen and stares at the dinner pot, containing the remaining portions of food from the past meal. He then pets the food, closes his eyes and memorizes each subtle curve of the crisp outer shell of the pork, egg rolls and lemon chicken. Suddenly on his quiter nights when his parents are far off asleep Foo starts to sample each dish. Samples become spoonfulls, spoonfulls become soup spoon fulls and finally handfulls.

After completing his feast Foo wipes a thick hand across his mouth and sighs. Grease shines around the curves of his lips. A slight smile crosses his face and then disappears. He realizes what he has done again.

In the morning Foo opens his eyes and watches his mother, Slim Kim scold him for his behavior. Foo’s face darkens with shame. He sheepishly crawls out of bed and looks down at his round belly. Foo slowly walks over to a basket that he recently made and pulls out a shirt. Slim Kim watches the whole ordeal. As Foo lifts his shirt over his head, crumbs from a past feast fall to the floor. His mother yells at the top of her lungs calling for Foo’s father. Ripped Foo, a quit man, built like a wire comes running into the room, worried a thief might be in the house. Foo looks at his father seeing the disappointment in his eyes. Ripped Foo looks at Foo and announces, “NO RICE PUDDING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!”
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Re: Ee Foo La a Luc "The Birthday Boy"
« Reply #1 on Aug 6, 2002, 1:11pm »
Thats funny but, if you want my two cents, you should maybe be a bit more serious with the names - they're more slapstick than anything else.

Aside from eating, anything else Houng should know about your guy or his past?
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« Reply #2 on Aug 6, 2002, 1:45pm »
Elaborations for those who just didn’t get enough.


Social Class: Dirt Poor
Father’s Occup: Village Basket Weaver
Nick name on the street by other bastard kids: The Chunk Monk
Mother’s Occup: Breeder for father (although fields have been dry for some time) (Great cook)
Family outlook on things: Pissed off that the village now has a newly appointed mayor who demands high land tax and high taxes on sold goods. Although mad, Ripped Foo goes along with the flow.
Family culture: usually pretty good but now that foo is getting older his parents are putting the pressure on him to shed the pounds.
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« Reply #3 on Aug 6, 2002, 3:01pm »
Chunk Monk...Slim Kim....Ripped Foo....Have you no shame?
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Re: Ee Foo La a Luc "The Birthday Boy"
« Reply #4 on Aug 6, 2002, 3:38pm »
There, but for the grace of God, go I.
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Re: Ee Foo La a Luc "The Birthday Boy"
« Reply #5 on Aug 8, 2002, 2:45am »
Yeesh. This ought to be interesting. Be prepared for some hardcore action right out the gate - and I don't think jokes will save your character... :o
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« Reply #6 on Aug 9, 2002, 12:01pm »
Darren,

I thought I'd let you know I emailed your account with my character info.
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Re: Ee Foo La a Luc "The Birthday Boy"
« Reply #7 on Aug 10, 2002, 8:08pm »
Poor Foo...dead but not forgotten.

I'm upping Darren's DME rating to Nietzche!

Welcome to the club buddy! ;)
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Re: Ee Foo La a Luc "The Birthday Boy"
« Reply #8 on Aug 11, 2002, 9:32pm »
That was fast. Did he die like a bitch ike the last party?


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« Reply #9 on Aug 11, 2002, 10:06pm »
Yeah he died at the hands of a thief (of course the thief had higher stats than the heroes and was part of an even larger high stat thief strike force :)).

Darren opened up our new campaign (we were playing 3 level 3 monks mind you with NO equiptment) with an encounter with a level 6 fighter in great armor and 6 other 3rd level warriors...granted they were fighting to subdue...STILL...

I LOVE WATCHING YOU WORK DARREN!
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Re: Ee Foo La a Luc "The Birthday Boy"
« Reply #10 on Aug 12, 2002, 1:27pm »
Well, before Foo went down he stood his ground earlier that evening. He was on the brink of taking out a 6th lvl devoted defender. 15 more pts. and curtains.
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Re: Ee Foo La a Luc "The Birthday Boy"
« Reply #11 on Aug 12, 2002, 5:52pm »
Jesus Christ. It sounds like Darren got out the X-tra thick strap on dildo for you guys and rammed that sucker right in there hard and dry 'til you self lubricated with blood.

Color me impressed!
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Re: Ee Foo La a Luc "The Birthday Boy"
« Reply #12 on Aug 13, 2002, 2:44pm »
Thats right Cale, he got the big black one with the little spikes on the sides...You remember...
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